Vitriol Espresso "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." General James Mattis

It's another Christmas and as such the cheer I have is currently crumbled within a tissue in my waste basket. That's right, boys and girls. Santa brought me a headcold! WOOHOOO!!!! Runny nose, drippy eyes, sore throat, and the ability to spew chunks over the heads of two amazed (and slightly grossed out) felines! Christmas rocks so hard, I can hardly describe it.

And I haven't even opened any gifts yet. Santa is one sneaky mothah. One tends to wonder what the actual gift is if this headcold is the wrapper.






Oh shit.