Vitriol Espresso "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." General James Mattis

I've decided to compile a list of people in or around government that should be Teabagged. This isn't a personal thing, it's a political thing. If you think about it, there are folks in the news these days who deserve a smack an squat. You know who I'm talkin about, right? Here's my list so far (just from this week):

Opportunist Al Sharpton - Because murderous, thieving, kidnapping pirates are a voluntary coast guard (complete with video).

DHS Head Janet Napolitano - For shovelling manure in the form of a Department of Homeland Security report espousing the criminality of the right wing. Btw, her so-called apology is covered in manure, too.

Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner - For being a tax dodging douchebag forgiven by his messiah while everyone under him is forced to be precise.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates - For screwing up when Kim Jong Il tossed a rocket in the direction of Hawaii because his poor hair poofy buddy might be offended. Big freaking deal, amirite?

Senator John Kerry - For trying to give billions of our tax dollars to Pakistan to stop them from hating us so damn much. Wah.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton - For thinking piracy is amusing and also because she has obviously never read a history book. Sorry, but you can't treat the world like you treat Bill and not get a nutsack to the forehead.

And Resident Barack Hussein Obama - For being really really REALLY freaking stupid. Among other things. I should start listing them. When I get time, maybe. And this just covers THIS week! Man, I need to expand to other sites and get back to reading bare news.

Anybody got additions? I'd be glad to hear them!