Vitriol Espresso "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." General James Mattis

Have you heard the latest? Madonna Targeted by Extremists!!! As if this is anything new, right? They've been threatening her from 2003 to today for her strange addiction to the Kabbalah (and pilates, maybe). Can we call this a tradition now and turn it into a new Muslim holiday? We can call it 'DEATH TO MADGE DAY'! Rainbow banners and 80's pop music sounds fun to me. And you can make blood-filled effigies sporting gold bustiers with cone tits and cosmetic surgery scars. Europeans will eat it up with a silver plated spoon.

Blago is impeached, but his guy in the Senate is still gonna keep his seat. And this guy is a total wang. Did you know that Roland Burris has set up his own monument to himself? Totally true, it's his tombstone. The guy is a full blown hoo-hah cuckoos nest lunatic. The dick kept an innocent man in jail for 12 years because he couldn't stand to be proven wrong. This is Illinois' newest Senator. Although, I must say he seems to be spot on as a replacement for Obama.

An absolutely stunning picture for the Astronomy Picture of the Day via ASD at NASA / GSFC & Michigan Tech U. (links on the main APOD site):



Ain't that humbling as hell? Thanks LGF.

Anyway, all this because I couldn't sleep. Too busy pirating music, I guess. And tomorrow is cleaning day so I ain't gotta mess around all that much later on in the week to get stuff done before the weekend. With any luck at all I'll have time to play around on WoW while I damp down my nervous travel jitters with legal narcotics on Friday. Meh. May just take some now.