Vitriol Espresso "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." General James Mattis

First of all, David Carradine did not die of suicide. Which is good. He died the cool way as all super cool dudes should. He died of Auto-erotic Asphyxiation. That's just so...wow. I'm lifting my glass to a permanent orgasm, Dave.

Second of all, Jim didn't make it. And, of course, nobody told me anything until I called a couple of times to see what was going on. Yes, I am a mushroom. No, I will not belittle a great man by being a whiny bitch. RIP Jim Braun. You were awesome to a shitty little troll when you never even had to bother. Thank you.