Vitriol Espresso "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." General James Mattis

Iran and Israel in 'race to confrontation.'

Noo! Ya think?!? Fuckin French are still the slowest bastards on the planet. What tipped him off? All those flying mortar rounds? The screaming of bomb alert sirens? Oh, maybe he saw it in a pretty dream! With Obama unicorns and Putin rainbows!!

Now if we can only get our servicemen out of the way before these countries explode Obama would be vindicated in my eyes. Seriously. If he cared one whit more for someone other than himself I'd be damned surprised. Hell, I'd endorse the son of a bitch, send him christmas cards, and lick his goddamn shoes if he'd let all of them come home before Israel nukes the shit out of Iran (or vice versa).