Vitriol Espresso"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." General James Mattis
The kinder and gentler me would probably put some sort of real life phenomenon from THIS life here, but honestly nothing happens that much here. It's one dull day bleeding into another dull day for the most part. Mowed the lawn, same as is done every Wednesday. Hurt my shoulder because the grass was too wet. That's nothing new. Cat has ear problems. Same as last week. The weather has been bad this year. That's not exactly new, if scary at times.
So instead of putting real life maybe it'd be better to put some sort of fantasy life here. About the only thing that /is/ active here is what's in my head. Though I do try to figure out things to do that aren't the same-old-same-old. In rural America there's really not all that much to do.
I'll think on it. Surely something in my head will pop out eventually.
(ninja edit) Of course, I close the window and my imagination goes haywire. You know, there's one thing the media (or anti-media) hasn't discussed about Barack Obama. That he could be the Antichrist. It's funny, sure. Impossible, maybe. But look at the criteria:
He will have ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns upon it's horns. They will follow in his battles that he will declare without humility are for a purpose which is untrue. (Revelation 13) [Sounds more like GW, actually.]
He will be worshipped. He will appear as an angel of light. [Ever seen the famous 'aura' pictures? There's nearly a dozen of them now. The mainstream media loves them.]
The age of Israel, according to the bible, would have the antichrist born around 1967 [Curiously, the year /I/ was born.], which is 40ish years or a generation in Jewish tradition. The antichrist should have appeared before last year [Did anybody know who Obama was outside of Chicago before last year?].
All this makes me laugh and it should make you laugh, too. Except that part about antichrist being born in 1967. You should probably be asking yourself....do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? o_o (cue scary music)
Went through and deleted some old posts that were a little too vitriolic. I'm not of a notion to become some kind of hard hearted harpy. The more I look into the darkness that is my future the less I want to go towards it. Fighting age means being young in my head in increasingly strange ways.
I think I want to be the crazy cat lady when I grow up.
It seems the liberals are getting a small taste of what the conservatives had to deal with in the last election. The candidate that won the popular vote didn't get the electoral vote. By all counts Hillary Clinton won the primary. She had the majority of the popular vote by regular folks. But it was the superdelegates that swung the vote in favor of Obama. Someone's been greasing a lot of palms. But that isn't enough for the Obamaniacs.
Yet another reason I won't vote for Obama and why I won't tolerate anyone else I know voting for Obama.
The Obama Campaign is threatening anyone who isn't one of them. Isn't that pathetic? Their candidate can't win on substance or past history so they have to threaten to kill or maim anyone who doesn't want him in the white house. How long before they start lynching people who don't 'tow the party line?' Oops...they already are.
Oh! And get this one. If you're not voting for Obama, you're a racist. Yep, it's already out there. If you don't find shitty politics and an empty suit threatening our very existence, then you're some kind of darkie hater. There, I said it, too. As approximately 1/2 of my friends can attest, I have NOTHING against people based on skin color. I do, however, have something against people who use REVERSE RACISM as a stepping stone.
Screw Obama. The more I read, the more I see, the more I hear....the less I like him. Go back to your shitty crime ridden precinct, Senator. The US isn't ready for a criminal piece of shit like you.
Check out Obama's latest speech. Hell, look at any of them, really. The man CANNOT look ahead. He looks from side to side and down his nose. How telling is that? It's hilarious!! I think of the above song every time I watch him speak. Laughing so hard, as if I cared about a man's jawline so much that it should be shown to me at every opportunity, between every breath, every phrase...hahahahahahaha.
Or however you wanna do it, dude. Happy afterlife to ya. (Language warning, NSFW)
If you hadn't noticed, there's a bit of remodeling going on. Found some nice templates and decided to be a lazy ass and use them. Enjoy the luxury of someone else doing all the work. Yah.
Yeah, I guess it's summer now. Or something like it. Unfortunately, this summer heralds in a new flooding season. The 10-15 year kind of flood. The Mississippi has decided to overflow it's banks thanks to an excess of water from the north. It's been a long monsoon season this time around. Just one of those things. Of course, this is the fault of Climate Change, don'cha know. Okay, that's bullshit. It's something that happens every 10-15 years and it's been something that's happened every 10-15 years for centuries. People along the Miss expect this kind of thing and the only ones who are caught without flood insurance are those that listened to the government when they said the levees would hold or they weren't living in a flood zone. Times change, the government stays the same. Some of those old flood maps were made in the early 1900's and there hasn't been an update in quite some time.
Omg..the government lied?!?!?!? Hahahahahahahaha...
I have my own sinkhole problems here, but thankfully I don't own the property. All I have to do is avoid it and keep a careful watch that it doesn't get too deep before the housing authority can come out and fill up the hole. It's got standing water in it so I'm gonna go out and bleach it up a bit after the next rain so the mosquitoes don't get a chance to breed. Hopefully when the nutball neighbor stumbles into the hole on acci-purpose her pantsleg will bleach out white. Maybe she can sue me, too, for damaging her precious antique pants. Seriously, those relics are pure polyester from the '70s. She looks like an octagenerian dancing queen.
Anyhoos, the surge is headed our way. Oh wow, I just got the image of 3000 or so military men rushing down the Mississippi in tight camo and carting really big guns. There's a wet dream for you. Well, for me. ;) *cough* The river is cresting today or tomorrow and there's a slight rise expected afterwards as it rains in the next couple of days. The river road and it's railway are already covered. I can tell because the trains outside the house are running backwards from time to time, doubling up on the tracks because there's nowhere else for them to run. Obviously some of the train trestles over the river to the south are still okay or there would be no trains running at all outside the north-south lines. Out here we only usually get from south to north traffic a few times a day. Though there's 2 tracks, only 1 is usually operative to give the other room for turning about and storage of cars. Plus there's a sinkhole in my yard filled with water.
There's a sinkhole in my yard filled with water. Jeeze. It's getting bigger, too. The garden spike I shoved in the center of it is tipping over as the bottom drops out. Apparently we've been undermined (in the truest sense of the word) and with all the water everywhere it's sucking my lawn down to the depths of hell. Ah well. If it gets too bad I'll get to move out of here and away from the dippety-do next door.
